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2011年8月29日星期一

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2011年8月9日星期二

We All Eat Cake


Rich, corporatist - are the ruling class, and even if they have titles such as Duke or Prince, or the Earl of Lancaster, only the Royal Society, the American. Consider a line of parade Bentley $ 35,000 U.S. dollars to the plate photo-op with the President, and consider the hungry, homeless and how many Americans are sick.
There is such a gap that now we agree that any television seems to live in million dollar homes and advertisements to spend as if we were not in a recession.
Consider also the injustice of this situation. A woman parks her car and eats a counter, which expires in 30 minutes. The online market is long and when he reached his car about 40 minutes later, she has a ticket. It is a single mother of two school-age children and work 3:00 to 11:00 a fast food place.
The parking ticket was $ 55. He made $ 7.20 per hour. He will pay one day in seven hours of hard work to pay the bill and something important will not be paid. Now look at the following scenario. A Mercedes is stopped in the store, the driver parks the woman twice with the engine running .... The police come and learn ... The driver told the lady is an errand, police notes of the car. The ticket is $ 55.
The injustice is good, but the ability of all these people to pay for the crime. In one case, 20% of its income. In the second case, the percentage is too small to calculate.

2011年8月7日星期日

Mallick: Image of girl, 10, on Vogue cover is retching

I don’t know which is worse, French Vogue for painting and contorting a 10-year-old girl to model on the pages of its Enfants magazine, or the Washington State strawberry farms just fined by the U.S. State Department for hiring six-year-olds as pickers.
And who’s most responsible, the parents who allowed their children to work the fields and the studios or we who buy the berries and the magazine?
Either way, the way we regard children and use them is changing, and infinitely for the worse. It’s wrong to single out the French. Little-girl beauty pageants in the American South are positively gut-churning but no one has thought to ban them. In Canada, the sexualizing of tweens with padded bras and a purchased pre-sassiness is a modern phenomenon, here to stay.
Fresh tiny Thylane Lena-Rose Blondeau is working for living in a way she doesn’t understand. At least I hope she doesn’t. Ten-year-olds are pretty smart though.
Her mother (allegedly) wrote on Facebook, “Thylanne doesn’t know about the buzz and I want to protect her from the deepest of my heart . . . she’s so young.”
So why is she arched on a rumpled leopardskin-sheeted bed in a gold lamé cocktail dress slashed to the waist, in gold stilettos with heavy chains wrapped around her birdlike ankles, around her neck the kind of gold medallion you usually see nestled in a pornographer’s chest hair. She’s petting two rabbits. They are of course young bunnies. Older rabbits are so unattractive.
Thylane is the daughter of French international soccer player Patrick Blondeau and actress/TV host Véronika Loubry, people who make a living from the beauty and grace of their bodies. On them it’s fetching, on Thylane retching. The French fashion world has warped her mother. And whom would it not?
French women spend time and money wearing makeup that makes them look as though they’re not wearing makeup. A chic Frenchwoman — study Loubry’s look carefully online — keeps her hair simple and flat, which is hard work every morning. Her skin takes hours to keep clean and clear, her makeup is understated T. LeClerc, her “product” cabinet is wardrobe-size. Her clothes are simply cut in block colours, not patterns.
Her aim is to look like an artless child, because men like that.
So how does Thylane look? Like a woman in her 30s, maybe 40s. Explain that. I mean it. Explain that because I cannot.
Loubry erupted to a sympathetic blogger: “My daughter isn’t even naked, no need to blow this out of proportion.” But sex isn’t about nudity necessarily. It’s all about signals, the kind that a little girl doesn’t know she’s sending out to freaks for judgment.
Women are judged, and judged hard, on appearance. This isn’t fair, and I’m hoping it will change for the next generation. Film theorist Laura Mulvey famously came up with the notion of the “male gaze,” in which women are rated by their passivity, their “to-be-looked-at-ness.” The gaze was “voyeuristic,” seeing women as whores, and “fetishistic,” as madonnas.
Photo shoots of little girls dressed up as blastingly sexual women are the ultimate whore-madonna displays. They make it socially acceptable for the gaze to take in girls too, to assess them for the sexuality slapped on them by grown-ups.
To be fair, I have bought French children’s fashion magazines, Milk, for instance, looked in horror at the images and bought the clothes for my kids. Years ago, I showed these magazines to a fashion editor and asked if there was a piece to be written about toddler porn. She thought it absurd. She didn’t have young children, though. The female gaze can be equally unkind.
I sometimes sense that this society doesn’t like children at all. We worry about Canada’s low birth rate and then demonize single mothers. Parents have to fight like holy hell for daycare. We stunt women’s careers when they have children. And now we see children as an income source? A starter kit for our own sexuality that was stunted by a million acres of online porn?
Poor Thylane. She is not going to have a happy life. She will look at these pictures as the harbinger of bad things.
Strange adults will always be testing the laws against kiddie porn, just as berry farms chose to see fieldwork for toddlers as a form of babysitting. It’s up to us to put a stop to it. 


Market Jitters? 6 Ways to Keep Your Cool

When the markets roil, many advisers stick to the same mantra: Stay with the long-term plan. Don't do anything rash. In fact, don't do anything at all. But even for committed buy-and-hold investors, that's easier said than done. The market is officially in roller-coaster territory now. Two weeks ago, the Standard & Poor's 500-stock index was up a very respectable 5% for the year. As of Thursday, the index went negative. A sunny jobs report this morning offered some respite -- albeit brief. Investors finding it tough to stick with their long-term investment plan these days are not alone. Most investors buy high and sell low, most of the time, say experts. "I've gotten a ton of calls today," says David Peterson, president of Peak Capital Investment Services in Highlands Ranch, Colo. "But the advice I've given is not to panic. We've gone through corrections before and if you look at where the market was a year ago, we're still up from that."
Sometimes, panic can be instructive, advisers say: If a long-term plan only looks good when the market's going up, then maybe it's not such a great plan. After all, a solid investment strategy should be tailored to include enough risk-taking to help you achieve your long-term goals, but not so much that you freak out over every decline in the market. But if this is a question of mind over matter, there are strategies that can help you do the right thing.
Distract yourself
Any decisions you make during a volatile period will be colored by your emotional state, says Terrance Odean, a finance professor at Berkeley's Haas School of Business who has studied investor behavior. "You don't want to be making your decisions under emotional duress," Odean says. "Movies are good. I once under similar circumstances read three of Raymond Chandler's books in a row. If you're in California, you might consider the beach." If you can temporarily avoid thinking about the temptation to sell your holdings to avoid further losses, advisers say, it's often enough to get you back on track and refocused on your long-term investing goals.
Consider the big picture
Of course, tuning out isn't for everyone. E*Trade customers took the opposite approach on Thursday; logins to the online broker's mobile trading platform were up 30% compared to the previous week, and mobile trades hit an all-time high, nearly twice as many as the previous week's average. Whether you're tuning in or tuning out, try to keep things in perspective: Take a deep breath, and take a look at a one-year chart of the market, says Christopher Larkin, E*Trade's senior vice president of the U.S. retail brokerage. "It's really going to ease your mind," Larkin says. (Really: On a year-long chart, the market's still up.)
Think of it like a fire sale
Having a long-term investing plan doesn't mean sitting on your hands, says Fran Kinniry, a principle in Vanguard's Investment Group. If you want a portfolio that's half stocks and half bonds, you've got to buy stocks when prices drop and sell when they rise to keep things in balance. Sure, most investors do the opposite. But how do you feel when you walk into the mall and spy a 50% off sign? "In most purchases, the way to get people interested is put them on sale," says Kinniry. "And the reality is that the market is cheaper today than it was yesterday."
Consider insurance
Investment options have been growing exponentially since the market downturn in 2008, as more investors want better protection against losses, Larkin says. After a sharp slide, the cost of such portfolio insurance does rise, but it's still out there for investors who decide the protection is worth the cost, he says. For example, buying a put option gives you the right to sell a stock at a set "strike price" until a certain date; the value of the option increases the further the stock falls below that strike price. While prices for such options vary, recently you could protect a $120,000 position in the SPDR S&P 500 ETF (SPY) for about $7,500, or 6% of its value, according to data provided by E*Trade.
Sell to your sleeping point
In some cases, selling part of a position so you can sleep better at night isn't such a bad idea, says Marc Pearlman, an investment adviser based in Williamsville, N.Y. "For the person who's prepared, they already know that under these circumstances they might take a loss and it's not a panic," Pearlman says. However, this strategy shouldn't be relied on to unmethodically dump positions. Pearlman recommends making the tiniest possible change needed to calm your nerves but still maintain your stakes until things settle down.
Remember how this feels
When you sit down to make or revise your long-term financial plan, you probably do it at a moment of relative calm. "Our appetite for risk depends a good deal on our emotional state," Odean says. What seems like a reasonable amount of risk when you're feeling good might seem insanely reckless on a day when the market plunges. The next time you're going over your plan, consider dialing back the amount of risk a bit, "acknowledging that when fear grabs you it's hard to stick with the plan, and starting off with a more conservative plan than you would if you were Spock from Star Trek," Odean says. To help investors figure out their true risk tolerance, E*Trade offers portfolio stress tests, showing how much a given investment might lose in a repeat of various market calamities, Larkin says.

2011年7月28日星期四

Gotham Gossipist: Gossip Girl’s Real Life Mama Drama

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – And you thought your parents were bad.
Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester is suing her own mother, Constance, for misappropriating funds that Leighton provides monthly to care for her brother Alexander, who suffers from medical problems.
Apparently the 25-year old actress tried unsuccessfully to convince her younger brother to move to New York and be with her after he recently underwent brain-surgery. In the time since his refusal to move, Meester claims that the $7,500 a month she sends home for her sibling is instead being spent frivolously by her mother on things like trips to the plastic surgeon.
But Mama Meester isn’t going down without a fight. She’s now demanding $10,000 a month from her daughter, and is threatening to sue for $3 million if she refuses to pay it.  Her claim? She sacrificed her own needs to support Leighton’s career and deserves a little payback.
Err, I think that’s called parenting, Connie. There’s usually not a big ol’ check waiting for folks at the end.
Constance’s legal counsel told PEOPLE magazine, “Since Alexander receives 24 hour care from Constance, no alternative source of income is possible.  As a direct result of Leighton’s breach, there are no funds to feed and care for Alexander.”
Mom is even claiming that Leighton is physically abusive to her; the lawsuit says “Leighton intentionally assaulted Constance by throwing her to the ground and repeatedly hitting her with a bottle.”
Constance has seen the inside of a court house before.  When she gave birth to Leighton, she was actually serving a federal prison sentence for her involvement in a drug smuggling ring.
One thing is for sure. Meester’s origins  and real-life dramas are a far cry from the swanky Blair Waldorf she plays on Gossip Girl.

2011年7月26日星期二

How to make Break up perfectly

Have you ever been so completely in love with your girlfriend that you just knew you wanted to spend the rest of your life with her? Me neither. So I'm gonna tell you how to dump that bitch
1.Insult her style
How do I look? 
You look like a cow. 
Well, fuck you! Asshole! 
Great! 
2.Play World of Warcraft
Let tanks get aggro before you start DPS. What? NO! Don't stand in the fire. Go! OK. Oh God damn it! I need a healer up here.
What're you doing? 
Shut the fuck up! I'm raiding. 
Wow! 
3.Cheat on her
Hi, free for dinner? 
No, sorry. I'm busy tonight. Oh, Anthony, I love you so much. I love you too, new girlfriend. Yeah, so super busy tonight. 
       Oh, come over here. Let me give you a blow torch.
       Anthony.
  Busted !
4.Do an over texted message
You wanna break cups with me?
Damn you auto-correct! 
5.Always mention your ex
You like that? 
Brandy did it better, but whatever. Brandy
You know I never leaned how to tie a double knot. 
Shoe noob.
6.Act like a five-year-old
Alright, I get the jokes. Stop it. 
Alright, I get the jokes. Stop it. 
I mean it! 
I mean it! 
My name is Anthony. I'm a douche. 
My name is Anthony. I'm a douche. 
Oh my God! I can't take this anymore! 
Copy this, you son of bitch! 
Suicide bonus.
7.Fake a pregnancy scare
The condom broke. 
Wait. We've never had sex. 
Then explain why I'm pregnant.
Congratulations.
8.Never talk to her again
Anthony, hi. Anthony
Oh, hey. This is my wife Maggie. 
Wait. What do you mean wife?I'm still your girlfriend
I thought completely ignoring you made it pretty obvious. 
I've been waiting for ten years! Dick! 
Ruined a life. 
9.Fake your own death
Why?
Because you are a bitch.
Wait. What?
Sometimes the dead can send a message from beyond. You have beautiful eyes.
What the hell!
Sloppy seconds. 
10.If all those fails, be honest with her
I just don't think things are working out. I just think we should break up
Yeah. I don't think that's a good idea. 
Why? 
My daddy is a cop.
Stop right there. You are a great guy and have a stable job. Don't break up with her!
I'm sorry. I just don't love her anymore.
Finger bangs.